From time to time we get a lot of weird requests and spam mail in the GV Members Inbox. We decided the best way to deal with all the spammers isn't to just "Send To Trash" but to share in the fun of openly mocking them with you, the GV community! Today we received an intriguing opportunity from Peter…

Greetings,

I am sorry to encroach into your privacy in this manner, I found you listed in the Trade Centre Chambers of Commerce directory here in UK, I find it pleasurable to offer you my partnership in business, I only pray at this time that your address is still valid. I want to solicit your attention to receive money on my behalf.

The purpose of my contacting you is because my status would not permit me to do this alone. When you reply this message, I will send you the full details and more information about myself and the funds. If interested, please reply through my alternate email.

Peter Wallace

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Hi Peter,

This is SUCH a coincidence! And I don't mean to encroach into your privacy in this matter, but I just saw YOUR name in the Trade Centre Chambers of Commerce directory of Japan and was going to reach out to you! Call us up; we should do lunch some time. Blood pudding or sushi; your pick.

Thanks,

- Oh! Ryan Kelley
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From time to time we get a lot of weird requests and spam mail in the GV Members Inbox. We decided the best way to deal with all the spammers isn't to just "Send To Trash" but to share in the fun of openly mocking them with you, the GV community! Today we received a terrific opportunity from Mia…

Dear Sir/Madam:

Your website may be easier to locate.  For no cost to you we will analyze your site and your web placement to show you how. Reply today with the best way to contact you and we will give you the free review with no strings.

Sincerely

Mia Affleck
Web Results

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Hi Mia,

Sorry I couldn't get back to you on the day of this email, is your promotion still going on? We'd love to take advantage of your company's FREE review so we can spread the word about our free online game shows. We're not sure how you're going to do it but we'd love to find out how! It shouldn't be too hard of a task when we have a phrase like "games" in our name.

Thanks,

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From time to time we get a lot of weird requests and spam mail in the GV Members Inbox. We decided the best way to deal with all the spammers isn't to just "Send To Trash" but to share in the fun of openly mocking them with you, the GV community! Today we received a puzzling opportunity from from Melody…

Dear Sir/Madam:   

Is pleasure to get contact you through the Internet, and to introduce our company product, and hope to establish good business relationship with you. We are specialized in Taiwan for 20 years of production history. With advanced technology, first-class quality, credit and competitive price, throughout the country of more than 20 provinces, municipalities and autonomous regions in mainland of China . Our company is expanding the business to overseas, we are looking for overseas business agent, and the distributor, and we are looking forward you to join us!

(Our products have sold over the Thailand, Malaysia, India, Israel, Spain, Turkey, the overseas business of our company is in a first step, we need you help us to expand, no matter what you are foreign trade companies, spare parts distributer agents or individual entrepreneurs, all can contact us.Our products are easily Installation and Repair, there aren't any complex technical problems, if you need, our technical staff will teach you all about the products.)

Best wishes,

Melody

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Hello Melody,

Just one question:

WHAT DOES YOUR COMPANY DO?

Thanks,

- Oh! Ryan Kelley
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From time to time we get a lot of weird requests and spam mail in the GV Members Inbox. We decided the best way to deal with all the spammers isn't to just "Send To Trash" but to share in the fun of openly mocking them with you, the GV community! Today we received a promotional opportunity from Mike…

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Good Morning,

I would be interested in finding out if there is an opportunity to quote your next promotional item project (apparel, pens, tote-bags, USB Flash Drives, etc.). We are the largest promotional products firm in Orlando, Florida, complete with in-house screen-printing and embroidery. In addition to having access to over 800,000 items we can put your logo on, we also have a graphic design team and fulfillment capabilities. If there is an opportunity, please reply and I will be in touch with more information, including our website and any current specials.

Thanks in advance for your consideration.

Mike
President
Orlando, Florida

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Hello Mike,

Thanks for bringing your services to our attention. While we currently offer a great selection of Gamesville branded swag at the Gamesville Prop Shop we're always interested in learning about new ways to promote our games. With that said, is one of your 800,000 available items a rollercoaster? I've also always wanted to see our logo on the space shuttle. Let me know what's available ASAP.

Thanks,

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From time to time we get a lot of weird requests and spam mail in the GV Members Inbox. We decided the best way to deal with all the spammers isn't to just "Send To Trash" but to share in the fun of openly mocking them with you, the GV community! Today we received a puzzling follow up from Mr. Ahmed…

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Your Respond From Mr Ahmed;

Hello Dear,
 
Thank you for your mail and wilingness to cooperate with us. I have informed my contact and intimated him of your desire to work with him but the problem is that my client has a substantial amounts in cash to invest in a viable project. If you are capable and willing to travel for a meeting , please let me know so I can inform my client. The money will be transferred directly to you when if the terms are met. If you have a good business plan please lets work on it as my client is very eager to get things off the ground and rolling.
 
Sincerely,
 
Ahmed

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Hello Ahmed,

Thanks for the letter. I will confess your correspondence puzzles me as we have no record of previously contacting you regarding a business opportunity. But while we're on the subject, how much money are we talking here? As I'm sure you've seen before in our Spam Bag feature we've received a number of interesting opportunities from fine folks just like yourself. We'd sure love to hear what you're offering so we can spread the wealth in all our free game shows. Hope we can get off the ground and rolling soon!

Best,

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From time to time we get a lot of weird requests and spam mail in the GV Members Inbox. We decided the best way to deal with all the spammers isn't to just "Send To Trash" but to share in the fun of openly mocking them with you, the GV community! Today we received a very lucrative offer from Mrs. Comfort…

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My Dear,

Please let this letter not to bring confusion to you. I know that we have not met either before but hear me from the dept of your mind. It is circumstances that made to send this to you.

I will introduce myself first to you. My name is Victoria, I lost my mother a year ago. She was poisioned to death by her associate in business. She formed a company by one Mr. Brown who poisioned her only to take benefit of the multi million venture.

I got through the records of my mother account books three weeks ago I discovered that there is a huge sum of money she deposited in a bank, which is $9,800,000. All I need from you is to do all you can to help me to get this money out of the bank. I have been to the bank where this money is deposited immediately, and confirmed the account most deligently. The bank told me that my mother informed them that the money was to be remitted to her company's costumer account abroad, which her costumer will provide to them but since then they have never heard from her nor the costumer.

1. I want you to provide an account where the money will be remitted into as my mother's costumer.
2. Make arrangement for me to leave here as soon as possible
3. How much commission you will take for rendering the assistant?

Best wishes,
Victoria

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Hello Victoria,

Thanks for the letter. While that certainly does sound like a lot of money that could be spread around all our free game shows we've got some questions of our own. First, with this type of transaction it seems odd that you'd have to reach out anonymously for help, why not hire someone within your country for assistance? Secondly, do you have proof that Mr. Brown was indeed responsible for the death? We'd love to help but this all sounds a little like a game of Clue to us. For all we know it could have been Colonel Mustard in the parlor with the candlestick. Good luck with your escape plan!

Best,

- Oh! Ryan Kelley
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From time to time we get a lot of weird requests and spam mail in the GV Members Inbox. We decided the best way to deal with all the spammers isn't to just "Send To Trash" but to share in the fun of openly mocking them with you, the GV community! Today we received a very lucrative offer from Mrs. Comfort…

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Good day dear,
 
This message might meet you in utmost surprise however,it's just my urgent need for a foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I am a banker by profession from Accra Republic of Ghana in west Africa and currently holding the post of auditing general,
 
I discover this deposit in our auditing course.I have the opportunity of transferring the left over funds $36.700.000.00 Million United State Dollars belonging to the deceased client who died in the charter plane which crashed on mount Kenyan in the Kenyan city of sumburu on 21st July,2003 to any foreign account.
 
Hence,i am inviting you for a business deal where this funds $22.700.000.00 United State Dollars can be shared between us in the ratio 60/40 if you agree to my business proposal.

Eagerly waiting for your urgent response please.

- Mrs Comfort

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Hello Mrs Comfort,

Thanks for the note and for thinking of us regarding your lucrative situation. While I'm sure you're aware that we could put this money to good use here at Gamesville your eagerness and grammatical prowess (or lack thereof) gives us pause.

Considering how you acquired the money, in a fashion that includes a charter plane crash, we're a little cautious with how this could play out in the media. I can see the headlines now, "Gaming Site Does Dirty Deal With Shady Lady" or "Gamesville Caught In Tailspin Of Controversy". I just think this deal might just be one we take a pass on.

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- Oh! Ryan Kelley
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Hello,

All you need to impress your friends and people around you is to have a luxury designer watch. Don’t worry if you think that you can’t afford it, because now you can. We offer you such low prices you won’t believe your eyes. Reply back to this email for more information about how you can dress to impress.

Regards,
Jerald

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Hey Jerald,

Thanks for the hot tip! You've certainly inspired me to look sharp for the rest of the week here at Gamesville and I may even suggest to the team that we bring back our weekly tradition of Formal Friday. However, I'm not so sure I'm sold on watches being the only way to impress. Wouldn't a Gamesville wall clock work the same way? It worked for Flavor Flav didn't it?

Best,

- Oh! Ryan Kelley
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From time to time we get a lot of weird requests and spam mail in the GV Members Inbox. We decided the best way to deal with all the spammers isn't to just "Send To Trash" but to share in the fun of openly mocking them with you, the GV community! Today we received information about government grants from Leslie…

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Hello,

Take $20k as Govt Grants which never need to be refunded. Grant Funds are available for all people of USA. Grants program don't verify your credit and they dont need any kind of security deposits or co-signers. The strength of our firm is grants writing and we're dealing in grants writing services since 1999 and helped over 20,000 people claim grants from govt. Our company take fees only when our clients receive grant check from govt. That too only 10%. There's no risk to you at all. You send us our fees only when you've received the grants check. Please send your complete personal and professional details including the reason for which you're seeking govt grant.

Reply back to this email.

Regards,
Leslie

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Hey Leslie,

$20k?!? No risk?!? We're very interested! I know we could definitely put that money to good use and spread the wealth around in all our free game shows, but before we sign on the dotted line I have a few questions.

What kind of grant would a website be eligible for? Unless it's labeled a "free cash prizes grant" I doubt we really apply. Speaking of applying, can we talk to a couple of your 20,000 satisfied clients? I'd love to hear some recommendations before we send over our personal and professional information. And why would you need my personal info anyways? Let me know your thoughts, looking forward to giving all this money away together!

Best,

- Oh! Ryan Kelley
Gamesville Community Manager

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