The Alligator Pool

Gamesviller "neisi85" of Fordyce, AR, sends us this joke:

Roger is a millionaire with a collection of exotic animals. One night, Roger invites several friends over to admire his collection of animals and have some drinks. While looking down upon his indoor alligator sanctuary, Roger says to his friends, "I'll give any one of you a million dollars if you jump into the alligator pool below and wrestle one of those beasts to the death."

His friends look at one another, disbelief clear on their faces. One says, "Yeah, right."

To prove his sincerity, Roger turns to get his checkbook. Suddenly, he hears a splash; he turns to see one of his friends in the pool, wrestling one of the alligators. The fight is quick and brutal; within seconds, both man and beast vanish below the water…

Blood comes slowly to surface, followed by the body of the alligator. Roger cheers when he sees his friend rise out of the water and climb back over the railing.

"I'm a man of my word," Roger tells his friends. "Here you go; a check for one million dollars."

The friend refuses the check, several times. But Roger insists. After going back and forth over the money several times more, Roger finally says, "Well, if you won't take the money, what can I give you?"

The friend says, "You can give me the name of the S.O.B. that pushed me into the pool!"

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