Spam Bag: Joseph Asks Us For Assistance Finding A House

From time to time we get a lot of weird requests and spam mail in the GV Members Inbox. We decided the best way to deal with all the spammers isn't to just "Send To Trash" but to share in the fun of openly mocking them with you, the GV community! Today we received a hot tip about some electronics parts from Marc…

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Good Morning,

My name is Joseph Taylor and I am looking for a starter house with 2 bedrooms and 2 baths. I am a first time home buyer and I am looking for a
house priced around $50,000 to $100,000 in Murrieta, California, but will consider other locations.

Do you have any down payment assistance programs in the form of outright
grants or low interest loans? Please email me with more information.

Sincerely,
Joseph

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Hey Joseph,

Thanks for reaching out for advice! Unfortunately, at this time, we're not offering grants or low-interest loans. Although, our recent winners will vouch that you can make some quick dough off us playing our free game shows.

Even though Gamesville HQ is quite far from Murrieta, California (2,978 miles to be exact, according to Google Maps), we're nothing if not helpful — so here's the skinny on your intended destination (based on 5 minutes of internet searching). First, you should know that according to a 2007 estimate, the median income for a household in the city was $78,883, and the median income for a family was $90,930 (thanks Wikipedia). Also, Murrieta ranked as the 44th safest city in the nation and remains the safest city in Riverside County, so you've made a great choice!

Very best in your search!

- Oh! Ryan Kelley
Gamesville Community Manager

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