Spam Bag: General Ibrahim Offers Us Gold

From time to time we get a lot of weird requests and spam mail in the GV Members Inbox. We decided the best way to deal with all the spammers isn't to just "Send To Trash" but to share in the fun of openly mocking them with you, the GV community! Today we received a very inquisitive note all the way from the Republic of Congo…

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My Dear,

I got your contact from the Gambia Chamber of commerce and I hope you will be a honest and sincere person to handle this viable project. I am a retired General from Guinea Bissau who served with The Economic Community Of West African State (ECOMOG) in Sierra Leone . I have about 250kg of Gold Dust of good quality ready for export to any interested & reliable buyer.

All the export documents are available, so if you are interested contact me immediately so that we can commerce immediate shipment. Thanks for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Gen. Ibrahim Mendes (RTD)

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General Ibrahim,

Thank you very much for contacting me regarding your Gold Dust. Unfortunately we recently requested to be taken off the list at the Gambia Chamber of commerce.

Regardless, here at Gamesville we're up to our eyeballs in GOLD but I think we could come up with some creative approaches to use this excess Gold Dust you're trying to export. Can we sprinkle a little in each game room? Or maybe use it as confetti when someone hits a BIG jackpot? Let me know how else we could use your good quality export. 

Best,

- Oh! Ryan Kelley
Gamesville Community Manager

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