Your Jokes: The Third Wish

Gamesviller "ascendedspirit" from Nova Scotia sends us this joke:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. The three of them rub the lamp and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, "For freeing me, I'll give each of you one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."

Puff! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."

Puff! He's gone.

"OK," the Genie says to the manager. "What is your wish?"

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

The moral of this story: Always let your boss have the first say!

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