Gamesviller "mc07200" from LaFollete, Tennessee, sends us this joke:
On some far flung day, Dolly Parton and the Queen of England both died and, naturally, went to Heaven.
St. Peter was there to greet them at the gates. "Before I can let you in," he said, "please state why you think you should enter heaven."
Dolly said, "Well, the Lord gave me these two large boobs as a gift, and I have used them to create a great career and bring happiness and joy to many people on earth."
The Queen of England spotted a toilet behind St. Peter; without a word, she went over to the toilet and went to bathroom. After she finished, she came back over to Dolly's side. Dolly looked confused and a little disgusted. St. Peter looked pleased.
"Very well," St. Peter said. "Come on in, Queen."
Dolly tilted her head, her brow furrowed. "What the heck is going on?" she asked. "Why does she get in before me?"
To which St. Peter replied,"I'm sorry, my dear. But everyone knows a Royal Flush beats Two Pair."
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WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY MY BADGE IS GOING BACKWARDS, I HAVE ALREADY HAD A HEART, ALSO WHEN YOU FIRST CHANGED THE GAME, I HAD JUST GOTTEN A ROSE, I CLICKED ON THE ROSE AND THEY GAVE ME A SQUARE, WHAT GIVES? ARE YOU MAD AT ME OR SOMETHING? I HAVE INQUIRED ABOUT THIS TWO TIMES, NO ANSWER. I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD EXPLAIN THE BADGES GOING BACKWARDS IN MY CASE.
MOST SINCERELY
MARIE RITELIS
Comment by "MARIEPRITELIS" — May 3, 2007 @ 3:35 am
that st peter joke was a cute one hope to see more like it i had a joke about to mice but lost it if i find it i will gladly share it with all of you. thanks again for the joke hahahahaha!
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Comment by "lurker71" — May 4, 2007 @ 2:19 pm
hey people what is going on with the icon in gamesville
Comment by "dan" — May 4, 2007 @ 2:41 pm
I was a slice of pizza and when I returned I could no longer log in with the name and password, so I reregestered and now am starting over as a star, my name was ginner45 and why couldn;t I get back in I had to reregister as a new name so I could play..I love the new site, but I sure hated losing my pizza slice.
Comment by ginner4531 — May 8, 2007 @ 1:45 am
Why does it take so long to get into the games. Sometimes i have have wait forever to play never usd to be that way.
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