Gamesville member “Gameplayer723″ from Haverhill, Mass., sent us a blizzard of Christmas jokes. Try some of her holiday cheer:
Q: What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents everywhere?
A: Silent Night
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite
Q: What do you call Santa if he comes down the chimney when the fireplace is lit?
A: Crisp Kringle
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: He had low elf esteem!
Got a great joke — Christmas or otherwise? Share it with us by posting it here.
If we use your joke in an upcoming issue of The Gamesville Times we will bonus you 250 GV Rewards! Be sure to include your Gamesville member name. All submissions become property of Lycos, Inc.
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What possible reason could you have for reducing the amounts won in Pitstop Slots. It isn’t the most exciting game as it is but now you can’t even win a decent amount. I have been playing for about 8 years and have never won the flames, now you have reduced it to 100,000 who would want to win it anyway?
Guess I’ll just move on permanently to Simslots.
Thanks for nothing!
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Comment by penny7770 — March 3, 2006 @ 10:56 pm
I think that should be more winners on threeeyedbingo more often and not when jackpot close to $5,000…more winners makes it more fun.
Hope that it can be soon thank you
Comment by Kay Burns — March 5, 2006 @ 8:20 am
I love playing “spite and malice” but I do not love the gamers that just want to sit there and not play when you let them join. Is there any way to report another player? These people ruin the game for all of us.
Comment by amy r — March 17, 2006 @ 3:41 pm
every time i try to play a game when i press play now my screen switches off and i cant play anything can anyone help me out please
Comment by ali — March 19, 2006 @ 11:24 pm
As of March 21, no new winners in slots or frantic fish..what gives?
Comment by jezesfreak7 — March 22, 2006 @ 10:52 am
Comment by "pamela" — May 22, 2007 @ 7:42 pm
wanna Joke…
ME!!!
happy birthday to me… gotta go do laundry and cook dinner now.
Comment by hillsburgh — November 23, 2007 @ 2:12 am
this is a joke.
Did you hear about the man who ran over himself?
No, what happened?
Seems the man was driving down the street.when he saw a young boy walking. He said ''Hey kid, do you want to get me a soda at the store?" The kid said No! OK then I'll run over myself.
Comment by "crashdoggie" — January 20, 2008 @ 1:57 am