Your Jokes: The Problematic Parrot

Gamesviller Capt-jack-sparrow of Lincoln City, OR, (pictured, below) sends us this joke:

The pirate ship Bludhaven is in the midst of a long, long voyage, and the men have grown terribly bored. A pirate among them happens to know many magic tricks, and he decides to put on a magic show. His parrot, however, is quite gossipy and can't keep its mouth shut.

The pirate begins his first trick, and the parrot gives it away by saying, "Rawwk! The coin is in the other hand. Rawwk!"

Frustrated, the pirate tries another trick, but again, the parrot gives it away by blurting out, "Rawwk! Look under the table. Rawwk!"

This goes on for some time, to a point that the pirate can't manage to perform anything spectacular to entertain the crew. His anger towards his blabbermouth parrot eventually grows so phenomenal that one night he gets very drunk and accidentally crashes the ship into some rocks.

Sobering up the next morning, he finds himself adrift on some wreckage. The parrot, ever the attentive sidekick, happens to land next to him looking quite puzzled. It says to him:

"Rawwk! Okay; I give up. What'd ya do with the boat?"

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