Your Jokes: The Ballad Of Patricia Whack

Gamesviller "knorm3" of Bowie, TX, sends us this joke:

Patricia Whack works at a bank. One day, the bank door opens and a frog with a satchel hops up to Patricia Whack's desk. The frog reads her nameplate and says, "Excuse me, Mrs. Whack?"

"Oh," she says. "Hello. How can I help you?"

The frog says, "I was told to see you because I am starting a new career and I would like to obtain a loan from this bank."

Patricia Whack doubts the frog's financial state, but says, "All right, Mr. Frog; do you have any collateral to put up?"

The frog nods, opens up the satchel, and pulls out an unusual-looking figurine of some kind of small animal or, perhaps, a vegetable. He places the figurine on the desk and says, "Here's my collateral."

Patricia Whack can make neither heads nor tails of the figurine. "Well," she says, "this is highly unusual. We don't usually extend loans to frogs. Let me talk to my manager and see what we can do."

She then picks up the figurine and takes it to her manager. "You're not going to believe this," she tells him, "but there's a frog in my office and he wants a loan. He gave me this statue thing for collateral and I don't even know what on earth it is."

The manager looks over the figurine, and furrows his brow. "For goodness sakes!" he says, exasperated. "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack; give the frog a loan."

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